You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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