my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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