very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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