so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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