ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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