Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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