I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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