Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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