I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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