I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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