what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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