If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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