so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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