what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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