Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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