Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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