she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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