I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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