butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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