3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
BRING THE BAGELS
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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