I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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