My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize