It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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