I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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