Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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