I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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