i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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