Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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