Whod you bang
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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