OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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