I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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