and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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