Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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