As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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