Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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