used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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