in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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