google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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