3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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