Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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