I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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