I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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