Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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