I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I have demons in me.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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