just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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