ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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