You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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