I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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