I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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