Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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