When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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