Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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