my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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