Already got asked if we're dating
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
