singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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